馬克吐溫的經(jīng)典雙語笑話

　　One time Mark Twain went to lodge at a hotel at some place,he was told beforehand that the mosquito there were very fierce.

　　When he was registering the room,a mosquito flied over just in time.Mark Twain told the waitress:”I heard that the mosquito here were very clever,and as was expected,it actually comes to see my registered room number in advance,so that it can presence according to the number to take a hearty meal.”

　　On hearing that the waitress couldn‘t help laughing.As a result,Mark twain had a good sleep that night,because the waitress also remembered the roon number and killed the mosquito in the room in advance.

　　馬克吐溫有一次到某地旅店投宿，別人事前告知他此地蚊子特別厲害

　　他在服務(wù)臺登記房間時，一只蚊子正好飛來。馬克吐溫對服務(wù)員說：“早聽說貴地蚊子十分聰明，果如其然，它竟會預(yù)先來看我登記的房間號碼，以便晚上對號光臨，飽餐一頓。

　　服務(wù)員聽后不禁大笑。結(jié)果那一夜馬克吐溫睡得很好，因為服務(wù)員也記住了房間號碼，提前進(jìn)房做好滅蚊防蚊的工作。

　　One time,Mark Twain was invited to a feast.

　　During the feast,he told to a noble woman: ” Madam,you‘re so beautiful!” Unexpectedly,the woman said:” But sir,i‘m very sorry, i can‘t reply in the same words.” Quick-minded and penetrating Mark Twain smiled:” It doesn‘t matter, you can lie as i did.”

　　一次馬克吐溫應(yīng)邀赴宴。

　　席間，他對一位貴婦說：“夫人，你太美麗了！”不料那婦人卻說：“先生，可是遺憾得很，我不能用同樣的話回答你�！� 頭腦靈敏，言辭犀利的馬克吐溫笑著回答：“那沒關(guān)系，你也可以像我一樣說假話�！�

　　On one Fool‘s Day,to play tricks on Mark Twain ,someone reported in a newspaper that Mark Twain passed away.As a result,Mark Twain ‘s relatives and friends came to mourn for him one after another .When they reached Mark Twain‘s home,they found that Mark was writing ,sitting at the table.The relatives and friends were surprised at first,and then they condemned the newspaper which slandered in chorus.With no angry look,Mark Twain humourously said :” The report of my death is true,but they brought forward the date.”

　　某一個“愚人節(jié)”，有人為了戲弄馬克吐溫，在紐約的一家報紙上報道說他死了。結(jié)果，馬克吐溫的親戚朋友從全國各地紛紛趕來吊喪。當(dāng)他們來到馬克吐溫家的時候，只見馬克吐溫正坐在桌前寫作。親戚朋友們先是一驚，接著都齊聲譴責(zé)那家造謠的報紙。 馬克吐溫毫無怒色，幽默地說：“報道我死是千真萬確的，不過把日期提前了一些�！�

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